I hate you, Bungie. I really do. Truly. Madly. Deeply. September 24, 2007Posted by sk in Halo 3, Microsoft, XBox 360.
Thank you SO much for hurting my intelligence.
Bungie, I WANT TO PUNISH YOU!
I NEED YOU TO WRITE USING MY SPECIAL keypad—-
I MUST NOT TELL LIES!
UNTIL YOUR HANDS START BLEEDING. Please stop questioning our intelligence by dishing out such hogwash and then acting as if you have developed the BIGGEST EPIC in the history of gaming!!!!
All you guys who liked Halo 3- Congratulations!!! GOD BLESS YOU! I’m not ready to read any shit they dish out here. And all those of you who want to tell me to stop ranting – the plot has holes bigger than the grand canyon.
I was going to buy that legendary version from Amazon. You know? Just to keep a neat copy to pass it down my family tree. It would become an antique heirloom kind of thing. It sounds corny, but I mean it. I have no kids now. damn, not even married. But I was really serious.
Okay, I know this reeks of plagiarism. Can’t help it. I wanted to write a post on all the hype surrounding Halo 3 for XBox 360, but I have no idea about the game. All I know is there is a character known as Master Chief, who is out to save the world. I’m actually ashamed to admit it. In fact, I don’t know much about two of the biggest releases this year – Harry Potter and Halo 3. I look forward to the Halo movie trilogy, though –mainly because of Peter Jackson.
I apologize to anyone who gets offended. It’s only a joke. Sorry!
Oh, and happy birthday, Tismar. Hundreds of thousands of gamers will be on the streets tonight celebrating it.